Catch Some Z’s

The Burrito is written for intellectual stimulation. Why, then, the dry humor and stale stories? Oh, it’s to give your brain some relief from the…
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Summer is officially here. Today is when the North Pole is tilted closest to the sun, resulting in the longest day of the year. The…
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The chill and wet weather up to last weekend suddenly turned like clockwork and it became arid and warm. Yep, it’s time to start sprinkling…
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Monday will be Memorial Day to honor and remember the men and women who have died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. The holiday…
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Our beloved 13-year old Halley’s Comet eased into the afterworld earlier this week. Her options became obvious … either let her starve and be in…
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If it is March, then springtime is near and daylight savings time is back. A late afternoon golf round is again possible with ample time…
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Seasonal atmospheric rivers have landed in Southern California this week. The doom-and-gloom media stories have turned from “not enough rain” to “too much rain.” Whatever…
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Every December since 1998 when I began writing the Friday Burrito, I wondered how time passed so quickly. I was writing the January issue and…
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For some of us the annual ramp-down from work-a-day to break time is on full tilt in anticipation of the upcoming holidays. On the other…
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I hope that y’all had a glorious Thanksgiving holiday last week. Sports enthusiasts in my home state of Ohio suffered a dismal football weekend post…
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